So he took them all.

The men, my Queen, the ham...

It seems the Red King has won.

NEXT TIME, do not---

The cat is a liar.

((Because yes the White King likes to spam. Because he forgets things, you see. Anyway, Catty told him Delita took all his men, his Queen and his ham. But Momo appeared as he was writing, and thus he is instead reminding himself that ( Read more... )

Oh, how alarming this all is! I fear I may just faint at the thought.

...

Someone! Fetch me a ham sandwich!
Or perhaps some hay, if there's none to be had. There is of course nothing like eating that when you're faint.